I mean fuck

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A fancy way to say you're about to get roasted for something you might not even be responsible for.
I mean fuck, why did you eat the last slice of pizza?
I mean fuck, I didn't even touch the dog's food.
I mean fuck, I was just there!
2
A loud excuse to avoid getting in trouble, even if you totally did it.
I mean fuck, I was just trying to help!
I mean fuck, it was an accident!
I mean fuck, I didn't know that was the last one.
3
A magic phrase that makes everything else sound less bad.
I mean fuck, it's not that bad.
I mean fuck, I could've been worse.
I mean fuck, I'm still alive.
4
A loud way to say you’re not sorry, but you kind of are.
I mean fuck, I didn’t mean to break your phone.
I mean fuck, I was just being funny.
I mean fuck, I didn’t think you’d cry.
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A loud excuse you use when you know you're going to get yelled at.
I mean fuck, I was just trying to be cool.
I mean fuck, I didn’t know that was your favorite shirt.
I mean fuck, I didn’t mean to spill the soda.
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A loud, lazy way to say you’re not going to take responsibility.
I mean fuck, I didn’t do it.
I mean fuck, it was someone else.
I mean fuck, I was just there.
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