I Mask, Therefore I Am.

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When you put on a mask and suddenly think you're going to die or everyone can see your face and you're ashamed of it and you curse the day you ever went to a grocery store.
'I looked in the mirror and I looked like a raccoon with a sinus infection.'
'I wore a mask and now I feel like I'm hiding from my ex.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my forehead.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you wear a mask and you're too busy worrying about your chin or your nose or your skin to remember why you were even wearing it in the first place.
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my pores.'
'I wore a mask and I forgot I was going to buy milk.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my nose.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you wear a mask and suddenly you're the most important person in the world because everyone else is too busy looking at their own face to notice you.
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one who had a double chin.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was the only one with a pimple.'
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one with a face.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you put on a mask and you're so focused on your face that you forget you're even alive and you're just there to buy bread.
'I wore a mask and I thought I was going to die from my forehead.'
'I put on a mask and I forgot why I was even there.'
'I wore a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my eyebrows.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you wear a mask and it feels like the whole world is watching your face and you're too embarrassed to even look at your own reflection.
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my nose.'
'I wore a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my chin.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my pores.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you wear a mask and it feels like everyone else is having a perfect day and you're the only one with a double chin and a bad haircut.
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one with a bad haircut.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was the only one with a double chin.'
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one with a bad face.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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