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You see someone so hot they make your butt feel like it’s getting a free splash from a water fountain, and you can’t help but think about butt stuff.
My crush walked in, and my butt got a free drink from a fountain. I’m not even mad.
I saw him at the mall, and my butt was like, 'I need a drink, and it’s coming from this guy.'
He looked at me, and my butt was like, 'I’m getting wet, and I’m not even wearing a swimsuit.'