i make videos

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I record my life while screaming at the screen like it owes me money.
I make videos because my life is too boring and I need something to yell about.
I film myself because I'm too lazy to do anything else.
I make videos because I'm not rich yet and I need views to feel important.
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I film myself doing stuff while talking to nobody like they're my best friend.
I make videos because I like to pretend I have a million followers.
I film my life because I'm too dumb to do anything else.
I make videos because I'm lonely and I need something to distract me.
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I sit in front of a camera and complain about everything like it's my job.
I make videos because I have nothing else to do and I hate silence.
I film myself because I'm too tired to think of anything better.
I make videos because I like to yell at the camera and hope people watch.
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