I make it rain

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To earn so much cash you could buy a whole damn pizza for every person on Earth.
I make it rain every week, and my pizza fund is still going strong.
I make it rain so hard the pizza delivery guy got soaked.
I make it rain and my mom got a new car out of it.
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To make so much money you could pay your uncle to stop talking.
I make it rain and my uncle shut up for a whole month.
I make it rain and my uncle paid me to stop talking back.
I make it rain and my uncle’s silence was worth every dollar.
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To earn so much cash you could buy your ex a new life and still have change.
I make it rain and my ex got a new house and a dog.
I make it rain and my ex cried happy tears.
I make it rain and my ex is now my neighbor.
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To make so much money you could throw money at your problems and still have some left.
I make it rain and threw a hundred bucks at my boss.
I make it rain and paid my rent with a check.
I make it rain and still had enough to buy my dog a new bed.
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To earn so much money you could buy a boat and still have enough for your mom’s birthday.
I make it rain and bought my mom a boat for her birthday.
I make it rain and my mom got a boat and a cake.
I make it rain and my mom’s new boat is faster than my car.
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To make so much money you could buy your whole damn family a new house and still have enough to buy your dog a new toy.
I make it rain and my whole family got new houses.
I make it rain and my dog got a new toy and a new bed.
I make it rain and my parents are now millionaires.
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