I make it do what it do

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I make it happen like a boss with a temper! I don’t ask things to work, I scream at them until they do.

My ex got a promotion because I cursed her boss into giving it to her.

I made my dog do the taxes by throwing his favorite toy in the trash.

I got my mom to stop yelling at my dad by eating all the cookies.

I don’t let things rest, I kick them until they do what I want.

I kicked my printer until it printed my essay for me.

I made my little brother clean his room by kicking his toys into the hallway.

I made my teacher let me leave early by kicking the chalkboard.

I don’t just make it happen, I make it happen with a side of disrespect.

I made my math test pass me by talking at it like it was my friend.

I made my mom forget her grocery list by yelling at her.

I made my dog stop barking by throwing a sandwich at him.

I don’t ask, I demand, and things obey me.

I demanded my video game to let me win, and it did.

I demanded my breakfast to be ready before I even got up, and it was.

I demanded my dog to stop chewing my shoes, and he did, for a while.

I make it happen with sweat, swear words, and sometimes a little bit of magic.

I made my math homework disappear by throwing it in the trash and screaming at it.

I made my little brother do his chores by pretending I had magic powers.

I made my coffee hot enough to burn my tongue by yelling at the machine.

I make it work, no questions, no complaints, just results.

I made my dog walk the path I wanted by dragging him there.

I made my math test pass me by giving it a dirty look.

I made my mom forget about my bad grades by giving her a hug and a snack.