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You made it when you finally stopped being a failure and became a success.
I made it! I finally got a job that pays more than my rent.
I made it! I stopped crying in the shower.
I made it! I didn’t get fired this time.
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Hooper says it every time he takes a dump and smells like a rotten pizza.
Hooper: 'I made it!' while eating a sandwich and pooping in the toilet.
Hooper said 'I made it' after he passed gas in the elevator.
Hooper said it again, and it was the 10th time today.
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You say it when someone says 'that's what she said' and you just made them say it.
He said 'that’s what she said' and I said 'and I made her say it!'
She said 'that’s what she said' and I took the win.
He said 'that’s what she said' and I ruined his day.
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They made it to show you what the food looked like while it was still cooking.
They made it so you wouldn’t have to wait for the soup to finish.
They made it just to make the show look good.
They made it and it looked like garbage.
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You say it when you made a woman orgasm so hard her teeth made noise.
He made her say it and her teeth made a sound like a dog barking.
She screamed so loud her teeth started making music.
He made her say it and she vibrated like a washing machine.
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You say it when someone calls you out for being a fake online.
He called me out and I said 'I made it!'
She said I was fake and I said 'I made it!'
He said I lied and I said 'I made it!'
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It’s when Carl Wheezer sings a song for Jimmy Neutron’s mom.
Carl Wheezer sang a song for Mrs. Neutron.
He sang it so loud she cried.
He sang it and she gave him cookies.
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