I Lub Joo

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What a 16-year-old girl says after a blowjob when she’s too proud to admit she didn’t swallow.

I lub joo, but you didn’t finish the job.

I lub joo, but I can still taste my own breath.

I lub joo… but I’m still mad you didn’t swallow.

A fake way to say you love someone… like you’re just pretending to be in love with them.

I lub joo, but I still hate you.

I lub joo… but I’m just using you for snacks.

I lub joo… but I’m still going out with Tom.

What you yell at a group of Jews when you’re mad and you have no better words.

I lub joo… but I’m still mad at you for the Holocaust.

I lub joo… but I’m still going to burn your synagogue.

I lub joo… but I’m still going to steal your gold.

What Steve says when he’s drunk and he thinks you’re his favorite person.

I lub joo… but I still hate you.

I lub joo… but I’m still going to punch you.

I lub joo… but I still have a hangover.