i low you

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I'm trying to make you as low as a sewer rat. But you think I said I love you. It's like the worst love message ever.
I low you like you're my ex's cousin.
I low you so hard you'll be stuck in the bottom of my sock drawer.
I low you so much your face looks like a melted emoji.
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I’m giving you the floor of a garbage can. But you hear I love you. It’s like someone threw a pizza at your brain.
I low you like you’re the saddest part of my lunch.
I low you so much you’re like a used napkin.
I low you so hard your soul went to the discount bin.
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I’m trying to crush you like a soda can. But you think I said I love you. It’s like I took a love letter and threw it in the trash.
I low you like you’re my worst nightmare at 3 a. m.
I low you so much your personality is now a side dish.
I low you so hard your whole life is now a bad joke.
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