i lovey you

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the words your ex girlfriend screams at you when she realizes she was wrong and you were right

'I lovey you!' she yelled as I walked out of her house with her keys and her mom's credit card.

'I lovey you!' she texted me at 3 AM after I blocked her on Instagram.

'I lovey you!' she said through tears as I told her I was going to college with my best friend, not her.

a fake way of saying 'I love you' that only works if you're still in the same class and she hasn't moved on yet

'I lovey you!' she whispered during math class as I was solving the equation for the volume of a cone.

'I lovey you!' she wrote on the back of my notebook during lunch.

'I lovey you!' she said before she went to the prom with some guy who had a better Instagram than me.

a desperate attempt by your most basic girlfriend to sound cool and not like a total loser

'I lovey you!' she said while wearing her most expensive shirt and trying to look like a singer from a boy band.

'I lovey you!' she texted me after I told her my crush was in the same class as me.

'I lovey you!' she yelled at me when I skipped her birthday party to go hang out with my friends.