i love your outfit

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1
You look like you got dressed in a trash can and a fire alarm went off
You think that’s cool? I’ve seen my dog wear better clothes.
I almost called 911 when I saw you.
You look like you fought a clown and lost.
2
Your outfit is so bad it makes my pants cry
I’m not laughing. My pants are sobbing.
Your outfit is like a bad breakup.
I just gave my pants a raise because they’re working overtime.
3
You dressed like you were thrown in a closet with a sock and a potato
I think the sock got promoted.
Your outfit is a mystery.
The potato is now the CEO of your style.
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