i love your face

I love your face, you look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

I love your face, it’s like a broken toaster that still works.

I love your face, it’s the only thing keeping me from crying.

I love your face, you make my brain hurt in the best way.

I love your face, you’re like a pizza that’s missing a slice but still delicious.

I love your face, it’s like a bad movie that you can’t look away from.

I love your face, it’s like a drunk elephant wearing socks.

I love your face, you’re the reason I still believe in magic.

I love your face, you look like a monster that just ate a whole cake.