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you say you love me but you're still mad I ate your last taco
'I love you' he said, then threw a taco at my face
she said 'I love you' but her eyes said 'I hate your guts'
he texted 'I love you' then called me a taco thief
i love you, you love me.
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you say you love me but you're still mad I spilled soda on your math test
'I love you' she said, then drew a soda can on my face
he said 'I love you' but I know he failed math
she texted 'I love you' then said 'you failed my test'
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you say you love me but you're still mad I kicked your pet goldfish
he said 'I love you' but his goldfish is now a dead fish
she said 'I love you' but I kicked her goldfish
he texted 'I love you' then said 'you killed my fish'