Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you say when someone says something extra nasty and you're too mad to hold back.

'You just called me a fat blob of sadness? I love you too.'

'I love you too,' she said, then kicked his shins.

'I love you too,' he said, then took a bite out of her sandwich.

2

They don’t love you. They just want to feel your skin and your brain at the same time.

'I love you too,' he said, then pulled her into a hug and a headlock.

'I love you too,' she said, then grabbed his face and kissed him.

'I love you too,' he said, then asked if she wanted to have sex in the park.

3

A total lie. They hate you. They just don’t want you to know it.

'I love you too,' he said, then walked out the door and called his mom.

'I love you too,' she said, then texted her ex.

'I love you too,' he said, then took a selfie with his dog.

4

What you say when someone says something mean or yells, 'I hate you.' It’s your way of sticking it to them.

'I love you too,' she said, then drew a mustache on his face.

'I love you too,' he said, then took her phone and sent a group message.

'I love you too,' she said, then grabbed a spoon and threatened him.

5

A toddler says it before her dad says it. It’s just her way of being extra and not waiting.

'I love you too!' she said, then ran around the house.

'I love you too!' she said, then ate her brother’s snack.

'I love you too!' she said, then drew on her dad’s face.

6

They mean it. A lot. Like, a whole bunch.

'I love you too,' he said, then gave her a big hug.

'I love you too,' she said, then cried happy tears.

'I love you too,' he said, then sent her 1000 heart emojis.

7

They don’t want to say it. They just don’t want to be mean and leave you hanging.

'I love you too,' he said, then left the room quickly.

'I love you too,' she said, then went to text her friend.

'I love you too,' he said, then took a selfie with his dog.