i love you the most

John Juco's obsession with his baby frauline. He’d eat a f***ing taco for her. He’d take a bullet for her. He’d f***ing scream at a taco truck for her. Jamika is his only f***ing light in this dark, f***ing world.

Izzy says this to John every time he tries to one-up her with his f***ing love nonsense. She doesn’t care. She knows she’s the f***ing queen of love.

A f***ing sad story about a kid with cancer who got abused by his f***ing partner and ended up falling for his doctor. Then he died in his arms like a f***ing drama queen.

When someone says, ‘I love you more,’ and you say, ‘No, I love you the most,’ like you’re f***ing Superman and they’re just a f***ing sidekick.

When you’re f***ing tired of the back-and-forth of who loves who more and you just say, ‘I love you the most,’ like you’re f***ing king of the love game.

It’s when you say, ‘I love you,’ and they say, ‘I love you more,’ and you say, ‘I love you the most,’ and you f***ing check it like it’s a f***ing math problem.

It’s when you say ‘I love you more’ and then you get f***ing yelled at by the person you love the most because you’re f***ing full of s***.