I love you so much its retarded.

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The only way to say you love someone when you're too dumb to say it normally.

My girlfriend said that after I proposed with a pizza box.

He texted me that when he forgot my birthday twice in a row.

I told my dog that after it ate my homework and my ex.

A love confession so strong it makes your brain short-circuit.

She said that when I cried at the movies for no reason.

He said that after I got a tattoo of his name and then broke up with him.

I told my mom that after she yelled at me for eating the last slice of cake.

When your love is so intense it turns your brain into a toaster.

I said that to my crush after he asked me out while eating a burrito.

She said that when I texted her 100 times in one day.

He told his brother that after they both dated the same girl.