Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy way to tell someone you're about to cuss them out

I love you sey, you just failed my math test and I’m not even mad.

I love you sey, you ate the last slice of pizza and now I’m hungry.

I love you sey, you texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme.

2

when you're too mad to say it straight

I love you sey, you forgot my birthday and I’m still mad.

I love you sey, you called me a f***ing idiot in front of my friends.

I love you sey, you broke my phone and now I’m stuck with a flip phone.

3

a way to say you're about to make them regret their life

I love you sey, you said I was a f***ing mess and I’m not even mad.

I love you sey, you stole my lunch and I'm gonna get you back.

I love you sey, you told my mom my secret and now I'm embarrassed.

4

when you're so mad you need to use extra words

I love you sey, you made me fail my test and now I’m stuck with a C.

I love you sey, you called me a f***ing dummy and I’m not even mad.

I love you sey, you said I was ugly and now I'm gonna prove you wrong.

5

a special way to say you're about to yell at them

I love you sey, you broke my phone and now I’m mad.

I love you sey, you said I was a f***ing idiot and I'm not even mad.

I love you sey, you stole my snacks and I’m gonna get you back.

6

when you're too mad to be simple

I love you sey, you said I was a f***ing loser and now I'm mad.

I love you sey, you broke my phone and I’m gonna get you back.

I love you sey, you told my mom my secret and now I’m embarrassed.