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When your best friend shows up after 4 months and 12 days and you feel like you’ve been waiting for a pizza that never arrives
I saw my best friend after 4 months and 12 days. I screamed, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I was about to die.
He came out of nowhere after 4 months and 12 days. I said, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I just got a free pizza.
I hadn’t seen him in 4 months and 12 days. I yelled, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I just won the lottery.