I love you nigga dog monkey

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When your best friend shows up after 4 months and 12 days and you feel like you’ve been waiting for a pizza that never arrives
I saw my best friend after 4 months and 12 days. I screamed, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I was about to die.
He came out of nowhere after 4 months and 12 days. I said, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I just got a free pizza.
I hadn’t seen him in 4 months and 12 days. I yelled, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I just won the lottery.
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When you see your best friend after 4 months and 12 days and you're so happy you want to punch the sky
I saw my best friend after 4 months and 12 days. I said, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I was gonna punch the sky.
He showed up after 4 months and 12 days. I went, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I just got a free punch to the sky.
After 4 months and 12 days, I saw him and yelled, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like the sky owed me money.
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When your best friend finally shows up after 4 months and 12 days and you're so excited you think you’re gonna explode
He came after 4 months and 12 days. I said, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I was about to blow up.
After 4 months and 12 days, I saw him and screamed, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I was a ticking bomb.
4 months and 12 days later, I saw my best friend and went, 'I love you nigga dog monkey!' like I had a fire in my chest.
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