I love you more than a dog loves people food

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From a woman... I love you so much I'd rather eat dirt than watch you eat a burger.

I love you more than a dog loves people food. You’d have to chain me to a hot dog to get me to leave you.

I love you more than a dog loves people food. You're my main dish, not a side.

I love you more than a dog loves people food. I'd die before I let you eat my fries.

From a man... I love you so much I almost peed my pants when I thought of this.

I love you more than a dog loves people food. I almost cried when I saw you eat that taco.

I love you more than a dog loves people food. I thought about this while I was taking a dump.

I love you more than a dog loves people food. I had to stop myself from screaming it in the grocery store.