I love you like a fat kid likes cake

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It means you're the cake to their fat kid who screams in the grocery store until they get it
My ex says that every time I walk in the door
He texts me that when he sees me eating pizza
She says it when I bring her donuts on a Tuesday
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It means you're the cake and they're the kid who eats it with a fork and a spoon and a side of disrespect
He says it when I don’t reply to his texts fast enough
She uses it when I bring her breakfast in bed
He said it when I showed up with cake at 2 a. m.
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It means you're the cake and they’re the kid who would fight you for it in the middle of the mall
He said it when I showed up at his party with a cake
She said it when I brought her cake on her period
He used it when I brought cake to his mom’s house
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