i love you katrina

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A dumb way to tell a Katrina you're into them like a fat kid is into cake.
I love you Katrina, you're my favorite disaster.
I love you Katrina, you're like my second breakfast.
I love you Katrina, you're the only thing keeping me from crying in the shower.
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A phrase that sounds sweet but is really just a guy trying to impress a Katrina with bad poetry.
I love you Katrina, you're the glitter in my soup.
I love you Katrina, you're the reason I skipped math class.
I love you Katrina, you're like a fire alarm in a library.
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A weak attempt to make a Katrina feel special when you're just too lazy to do anything else.
I love you Katrina, you're like my coffee in the morning.
I love you Katrina, you're the best part of my bad day.
I love you Katrina, you're the reason I didn't fail algebra.
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