I love you Girl

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A girl who can't go five minutes without a boyfriend. She'll dump one for the next and say 'I love you' before the first date is over. She thinks every new guy is the best thing since sliced bread, until the next one comes along.
'I love you! I'm going to break up with my ex right now!'
'I'm moving out next week, I'm in love with my new guy!'
'He said I love you after two texts. I'm moving in next week.'
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A girl who dates like it's a job. She dumps guys for the next one and says 'I love you' faster than you can say 'ex.' She believes every new guy is the last one, until the next one shows up.
'I'm getting a divorce from my boyfriend. I'm getting married to my new guy.'
'He said I love you after three days. I'm moving out next week.'
'I'm dating three guys now. I'm the best girlfriend ever.'
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A girl who dumps her boyfriends like they're old socks. She says 'I love you' so fast she doesn’t even wait for the first date. She thinks every new guy is the greatest, until the next one comes along and she dumps the first one.
'I love you. I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He’s not the one.'
'He said I love you after one text. I’m moving in next week.'
'I'm dating five guys now. I’m the best girlfriend ever.'
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A girl who dates like it's a hobby. She dumps one guy for the next and says 'I love you' before the first date ends. She thinks every new guy is the best, until the next one shows up and she dumps the first one.
'I love you! I'm breaking up with my boyfriend right now.'
'He said I love you after one message. I'm moving out next week.'
'I'm dating four guys now. I’m the best girlfriend ever.'
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A girl who dates like it's a game. She dumps one guy for the next and says 'I love you' so fast she doesn’t even wait for the first date. She thinks every new guy is the best, until the next one shows up and she dumps the first one.
'I love you! I'm moving out today. My new guy said I love you after one text.'
'He said I love you after one day. I'm breaking up with my boyfriend.'
'I'm dating three guys now. I'm the best girlfriend ever.'
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A girl who dates like it's a sport. She dumps one guy for the next and says 'I love you' before the first date ends. She thinks every new guy is the best, until the next one shows up and she dumps the first one.
'I love you! I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He's not the one.'
'He said I love you after one message. I'm moving out next week.'
'I'm dating six guys now. I'm the best girlfriend ever.'
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