I love you dude

What you yell at your buddy when you’re too drunk to care if you sound like a faggot.

A lie you tell your friend so they won’t beat you up for being a disappointment.

What you say when you’re too lazy to think of anything else to say.

A phrase you use to make your friend feel special, even though you don’t know why.

Something you say to your friend when you’re too high to remember your own name.

A desperate attempt to keep your friendship alive when you’re clearly both terrible at life.