i love you daddy

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say this to your dad or your rich dad and you get what you want, no questions asked, unless you're stupid
I love you daddy, and I want my allowance now or I'll tell your mom you're a sissy
I love you daddy, and I'm getting a PS5 or I'm gonna cry in the bathroom
I love you daddy, and I want pizza for dinner or I'll throw my juice box at you
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tell your dad or your money guy this and you get everything you want, even if you're a brat
I love you daddy, and I want my dessert first or I'll throw a tantrum in the car
I love you daddy, and I want my video game or I'll scream until you go deaf
I love you daddy, and I want my extra candy or I'll poop in your shoe
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say this to your dad or your cash machine and you get whatever you want, even if you're a total pain
I love you daddy, and I want my snack now or I'll take your phone and text your boss
I love you daddy, and I want my toy or I'll eat your homework
I love you daddy, and I want my ice cream or I'll yell in the mall
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