i love you but i am not in love with you

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You like them enough to keep them around but not enough to let them live in your head.

I love you but I can’t stand the thought of you in my brain 24/7.

You’re like my second favorite snack. Still good, but not the main event.

I’d marry you if I had to, but I’d also cry at the altar.

They’re the person you’d choose for a group project but not a date.

I love you but I’d rather fight a dragon than go on a date with you.

You’re my favorite co-worker. Still not my love interest.

If you were a pizza, I’d take you for lunch, not dinner.

They’re the person you’d save from a fire but not from your ex.

I love you but I’d let my ex burn to death before I let you near them.

You’re my hero in a disaster, my nightmare in a relationship.

I’d die for you, but I’d also hate you for it.

They’re the person you’d take to a party but not to your funeral.

I love you but I wouldn’t trust you with my last breath.

You’re my best friend at a party, my worst nightmare at a funeral.

You’re the guest of honor at my party, the guest of shame at my funeral.

They’re the person you’d give your last dollar to but not your last heart.

I love you but I’d rather go broke than break my heart.

You’re my favorite beggar, not my favorite lover.

You’d take my money, but I’d keep my feelings.

They’re the person you’d kiss but not marry.

I love you but I’d rather die single than be stuck with you.

You’re my favorite kiss, my least favorite husband.

You’re the reason I smile, not the reason I sign marriage papers.