I love you, but fuck!

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You love someone but they are so annoying they make you want to scream in their face!
I love you but you’re like a broken radio that won’t stop playing your favorite song at 3 a. m.
I love you but you argue about the meaning of life every time we eat cereal.
I love you but you text me 20 times a day just to say you’re alive.
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Someone who loves you so much they will never let you go, even if you try to run away.
I love you but if you leave me I will follow you to the ends of the earth and back.
I love you but I will haunt your dreams if you break up with me.
I love you but if you leave me I will steal your dog and replace it with a raccoon.
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A social media trend where people show they love someone so much they can’t even hold back their swearing.
#ilysfm is like saying I love you but then you drop an F-bomb in the middle of a sentence.
I post #ilysfm because I love you but I also want to slap you.
My profile is all #ilysfm because I love you but I also want to slap you and my mom.
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A crazy feeling you get when you love someone but they make your life a mess because they’re too stubborn or too dumb.
I love you but you’re like a stubborn goat that won’t stop eating my homework.
I love you but you’re so dumb you think the sky is made of cheese.
I love you but you’re like a broken escalator that won’t stop running.
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