Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I love you so much it hurts. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. I swear if I ever mess this up I’ll eat my own dumbass.

I love you like my mom loves her cake. You’re the only one who can make me shut up.

I love you so much I might just die. And I don’t want to die. I want to live and love you forever.

2

Nik loves you so much he’d probably murder someone just to make you happy. You’re his only girl and he’s never gonna let anyone else touch you.

Nik would give up his dumbass for you. You’re his only girl and he’s gonna keep you forever.

Nik loves you so much he’d rather die than let anyone else be your man.

3

They love you so much it’s ridiculous. You’re the only one they care about and they’re not gonna stop loving you no matter what.

They love you like their mom loves their cookies. You’re the only one they care about and they’re never gonna leave you.

They love you so much they’d probably beat up their own dumbass just to make you happy.