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A line in Avengers: Endgame that made people cry so hard they probably peed themselves.
My mom cried so much she forgot to make dinner.
My dad started yelling at the TV like it had insulted his mom.
My little brother cried so loud the neighbors called the police.
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A line so stupid and fake it made the whole movie feel like a bad dream.
I didn’t even care about the ending anymore.
I turned off the movie and went to eat cereal.
I laughed so hard I choked on my popcorn.
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A line so cheesy it could melt the ice caps and make the Hulk cry.
My girlfriend started crying and then kissed me.
My dog howled like he was in pain.
I had to take a break because my eyes were burning.
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