i love you

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Three words that can make your heart go boom or make you want to punch someone in the face.
I love you. (said by a guy who just broke up with his ex and is now messaging you.)
I love you. (said by your mom after you spilled coffee on her new dress.)
I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you out and you said no.)
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The hardest thing to say when you're trying to keep your cool, but it all goes to hell when you really mean it.
I love you. (said to your best friend after they got you into a fight with your crush.)
I love you. (said to your dad after he yelled at you for failing math.)
I love you. (said to your crush after they told you they're moving away.)
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Three words that should be used only when you really mean it, or else you’re just a lying sack of trash.
I love you. (said by your ex who just cheated on you.)
I love you. (said by your brother after he stole your last burger.)
I love you. (said by your crush after they told you they're dating someone else.)
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Three words that people say way too much, but only because they’re too lazy to think of anything else.
I love you. (said by your crush after you turned them down for the 10th time.)
I love you. (said by your mom after you stayed up till 3 am on a school night.)
I love you. (said by your friend after you got them in trouble with the teacher.)
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The three words every girl wants to hear, but most guys say just to get them into bed. It’s not always love. Sometimes it’s just a plan.
I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you to go to the movies.)
I love you. (said by your boyfriend after he just cheated on you.)
I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you to be their girlfriend.)
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Three words that are said way too much, but only because guys think it’s the only way to get what they want.
I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you to go to the dance.)
I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you to go on a date.)
I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you to go to prom.)
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