i love word

I love my mom so much I threw up in her car.

I love pizza so much I ate six slices and cried.

I love my dog so much I let him lick my face in public.

Word is my favorite song, my favorite snack, and my favorite reason to live.

Word is like my second mom, my first crush, and my main source of joy.

Word is like my coffee, my phone, and my only friend.

I love my phone so hard I cried in a bathroom at 2 AM.

I love my job so hard I might cry in the break room.

I love my cat so hard I cried when he left for a vacation.

Word is my life, my best friend, and my only hope of happiness.

Word is my soul, my favorite subject in school, and my main source of energy.

Word is my life, my reason for getting up, and my favorite way to waste time.

I love my ex so much it’s like he’s my mom, my best friend, and my favorite snack.

I love my cat so much it’s like it’s my mom, my dad, and my only friend.

I love my phone so much it’s like it’s my ex, my best friend, and my only source of joy.