Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your butt is so big it could start a war.

I love tu culo because it looks like it could knock out a whole army.

Your culo is so huge, it’s basically a planet.

I love tu culo so much, I want to take it to space.

2

Your butt is the reason why I failed math.

I love tu culo because it’s so big, I can’t count it.

Your culo is so huge, it made me forget how to multiply.

I failed math because your culo is too big for my brain to handle.

3

Your butt is like a pizza that’s never going to be eaten.

I love tu culo because it’s always there, just like a pizza on a table.

Your culo is like a pizza that’s been sitting there for 10 years.

I love tu culo so much, I want to eat it, but I know I never will.

4

Your butt is so big, it could be a new country.

I love tu culo because it’s so big, it should have its own flag.

Your culo is like a new country, and I want to move there.

I love tu culo so much, I’m thinking about becoming a citizen of culo-land.

5

Your butt is so big, it could be a monster.

I love tu culo because it looks like it could eat me whole.

Your culo is like a monster from a horror movie.

I love tu culo so much, I’m scared of it.