I love to knit

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A fancy way of saying I want your pecker in my mouth. People use it when they're too embarrassed to say it straight up.

My grandma says she loves to knit every time she sees my uncle.

He texted me 'I love to knit' right before he came over.

She said it in front of her kids and her husband just facepalmed.

A lie you tell to hide the fact that you're about to give someone a blowjob. It's like a sneaky version of saying I want it.

He said 'I love to knit' when he was about to get into my pants.

She told her friend that during lunch break and got caught.

He used it in front of his boss and got fired.

A stupid excuse for wanting to deep throat someone. You say it like it's a real thing and not just a dirty secret.

She said it in the middle of a group chat and everyone laughed at her.

He told his mom he loves to knit and she said 'That's not what you're doing.'

He said it during a Zoom call and his boss asked what that meant.

A dirty way of saying I want to eat your pecker. People say it when they're too grossed out to say it normally.

He said it to his crush and she ran away.

She told her friend and they both got in trouble.

He said it in the grocery store and the cashier laughed at him.

A weird way of telling someone you want to suck their pecker. It's like you're hiding it from the whole world.

He said it in front of his whole class and got in trouble.

She said it to her teacher and got sent to the office.

He said it during a group project and everyone was confused.