i love this app

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This app is like the best friend who gives you snacks and laughs when you're dying of boredom and hates.

This app is the only thing keeping me from eating my feelings and my laptop.

I love this app more than my ex and my mom’s cooking combined.

This app is the reason I skipped my class today and my teacher didn’t even notice.

This app is the reason I can finally stop being a sad, confused, messy human being.

This app turned my boring life into a full-on drama show.

I used this app to insult my crush and it worked.

This app is the only thing I’ve ever loved more than pizza.

This app is like my brain got a new upgrade and my old brain is crying in the corner.

I used this app to prank my brother and he cried.

This app is the reason I passed my test and my dog passed his bark test.

I use this app more than I use my phone to take selfies.

This app is the only thing that can stop me from screaming into the void and crying into my cereal.

I used this app to make my teacher cry and I got a free homework pass.

This app made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.

This app is better than my dad’s jokes and my mom’s nagging.

This app is like my brain got a new best friend who’s also a wizard and a snack machine.

This app made me laugh so much I forgot my password.

I used this app to trick my friends and they still think I’m cool.

This app is the only thing that can beat my sleepiness and my hunger.

This app is the only thing that can stop me from yelling at my dog and my brother at the same time.

This app helped me win my argument with my dog and my brother.

I love this app because it makes me forget my problems and my math homework.

This app is the reason I skipped my nap and my mom didn’t notice.