Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I got a cock up my ass and I'm not even mad about it

I love that for you, you're like my cock in a bag

I love that for you, you're the cock I never knew I needed

I love that for you, I'm about to start a cock club and you're the president

2

You're so happy with your love that you're like a kid who just got a million dollars for a cookie

I love that for you, you're like a kid with a million dollars and a cookie

I love that for you, you're the happiest kid in the cookie business

I love that for you, you're like a million-dollar cookie who just got a raise

3

You love them so much you're ready to throw your whole life in the trash for them

I love that for you, you're ready to throw your whole life away for them

I love that for you, you're like a trash can full of life and love

I love that for you, your life is trash and your love is gold

4

That kiss is so hot it could burn down a house and still have energy to spare

That kiss is so hot it could burn down a house and still be like, 'Hey, I'm just getting started'

That kiss is so hot it could melt the sun and still have time for a nap

That kiss is so hot it could light up the moon and still have time for a smoke break

5

You love them more than a friend, you love them like your second mom and your first curse

I love love you, you're like my second mom and my first curse

I love love you, you're like my friend but also my ex and my curse

I love love you, you're like my favorite friend and my worst nightmare

6

You love them like they're your soul mate, your first love, and the reason you're still breathing

I love love you, you're my soul mate, my first love, and my reason for living

I love love you, you're like the reason I'm still breathing and still sane

I love love you, you're my soul mate, my first love, and my last hope

7

Words can be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever, depending on who says them

'I love you' can be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever depending on who says it

Words can make your day or turn it into a nightmare

'I love you' from my ex is like a punch to the gut