i love tamzin

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Tamzin is the best person ever. You don’t deserve to breathe the same air as her. If you mess with her, I’ll punch you so hard your mom will call the police.

Tamzin is my queen. You tried to flirt with her? I’ll beat you up in the hallway.

Tamzin is perfect. You said she was ugly? I’ll make you cry.

Tamzin is the best. You said she was annoying? I’ll throw you out the window.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Tamzin is the only good thing in this whole lousy world. If you hate her, I’ll make you eat a whole pizza in one bite.

Tamzin is the best. You laughed at her? I’ll make you eat a whole pizza in one bite.

Tamzin is perfect. You called her a loser? I’ll make you eat a whole pizza in one bite.

Tamzin is the best. You said she was weird? I’ll make you eat a whole pizza in one bite.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Tamzin is the greatest. If you make her sad, I’ll punch you until you’re purple.

Tamzin is the best. You made her cry? I’ll punch you until you’re purple.

Tamzin is perfect. You said she was annoying? I’ll punch you until you’re purple.

Tamzin is the greatest. You laughed at her? I’ll punch you until you’re purple.

by Slangipedia 2d ago