i love spoon

I saw spoon in the grocery store and I nearly cried

My mom bought me a spoon and I hugged it like it was my kid

I named my pet goldfish Spoon because I love it that much

I was sad and I grabbed a spoon and it made me feel better

I took a spoon to the face and it was the best thing that ever happened to me

My ex left me and I ate a whole bowl of cereal with a spoon just to feel alive

I took on three guys in a bar just to prove I love spoon more than them

I would give up my firstborn for a spoon

I even drew a spoon on my face to show how much I love it