I love Sleep

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Sleep is like the best pizza ever. You eat it every day. You didn’t want it when you were a kid. Now you can’t live without it. But on Facebook, it’s just people posting nonsense about how tired they are or how many hours they got.

My mom posted a photo of her bed and said, 'This is my sacred place.'

My dad DM’d me at 2 AM saying, 'I just slept for 3 hours, I’m a god.'

My uncle posted a video of him snoring and said, 'This is the sound of victory.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Love sleep? You’re a weirdo. Most people hate it. But you? You’re the kind of person who counts sheep and then goes to bed and dreams about counting sheep. Facebook is where you post about it like it’s a new religion.

My cousin posted, 'I slept for 12 hours today. I’m a god.'

My sister said, 'I dreamt about my ex and now I can’t sleep.'

My brother posted a picture of his bed and said, 'This is my throne.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You love sleep so much it’s like you’re married to it. You don’t even know what time it is. You just know you need more sleep. On Facebook, it’s just people bragging about how much they slept or how little.

My mom posted, 'I only got 4 hours of sleep. I’m a warrior.'

My dad said, 'I slept for 10 hours. I’m a king.'

My uncle posted, 'I didn’t sleep at all. I’m a ghost.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago