I love porn

My brother sent me a link and said it was 'for research.'

I told my crush I like art. He sent me a video of a man eating a sandwich.

My teacher said I was distracted. I was watching a man in a hat doing something I can't explain.

My dad walked in on me watching a video and said, 'You're gonna get a brain someday.'

I told my friend I like dogs. He sent me a video of a man and a woman doing things dogs don't do.

I got a warning from my mom for doing something on my phone. It was 'just a video.'

My cousin asked me what I was watching. I said, 'Just something for fun.'

I told my teacher I like books. He sent me a video of two people doing something I can't read.

I got called out in class for doing something I saw on my phone. It was 'just a video.'