i love nipies

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a way to tell my awesome public speaking teacher, MRS NIPER, that she’s the best and I will never stop loving her, even if she gives me a C- for my presentation on dinosaurs.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper said I had the best voice in class, even though I cried during my speech.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper let me wear my dinosaur socks during the presentation.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper called me a ‘master of eloquence’ even though I forgot my lines.
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a loud, obnoxious way to tell Mrs Niper I’m obsessed with her and I will never stop saying it, even if she makes me do 50 push-ups.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper made me do 50 push-ups and I still said it.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper told me I was the worst presenter ever and I still said it.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper called me ‘the human version of a broken calculator’ and I still said it.
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a magical phrase I yell when I’m happy, sad, or just plain tired of Mrs Niper’s loud voice and her obsession with the word ‘eloquence.’
I love nipies because Mrs Niper said I had the best voice in class and I cried happy tears.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper yelled at me for saying ‘um’ too much and I still said it.
I love nipies because Mrs Niper gave me a B+ and I felt like a million bucks.
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