i love new york

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A VH1 show that takes regular people and ruins them with soft, whiny, white boys who think they're the next big thing.
My cousin got kicked off for crying during a hot dog eating contest.
I watched the show for three years and still don't know why they keep Pretty around.
New York said she'd marry anyone who didn't make her cry during a dog house challenge.
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A show where a woman from Syracuse picks men to date by making them cook ranch dressing and build dog houses.
She dated a guy who dressed like a hippie and called him 'Tailor Made.'
One guy got eliminated for not knowing how to use a toaster.
New York cried so hard during a date that she got a standing ovation.
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A show where a woman who thinks she's the next big thing picks men to marry, but they all suck.
She picked a guy named 'Budha' and he turned out to be a fake monk.
One guy had to do a dance battle for her love and lost.
New York dumped her first love because he had bad breath.
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