Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I’m so good I don’t need no one else. I’m the main event and the backup plan.

I don’t need you to validate me. I’m already perfect, and I know it.

I’m the best version of me, and I don’t need no one to tell me otherwise.

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I like myself so much I could throw a party just for me and nobody would be invited.

I don’t need no friends. I’m my own bestie, and I don’t need no help.

I’m so self-loving I could eat a whole cake and still say I’m not full.

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I love myself like I love pizza. Even when it’s cold and soggy, I still eat it.

I love myself like I love my mom. Even when she yells at me, I still love her.

I love myself like I love my phone. I don’t need no other apps.