I love my stove

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A stupid thing that Eddison says when he’s high and thinks he’s a rockstar. It’s like he’s screaming into a fire and expecting a Grammy.
I love my stove, you ugly mothafucka!
Why do I love my stove? Because you don’t!
I love my stove, and you just got roasted!
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Eddison yells this when he’s mad at Lil Darkie and thinks the stove is a better partner than her. It’s like he’s cheating on his ex with a kitchen appliance.
I love my stove more than your ugly face!
You’re not my stove, you’re my ex!
I love my stove, and you’re just a bad beat!
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A magical phrase Eddison uses to make the stove do his bidding. It’s like he’s summoning a demon to help him cook and roast people at the same time.
I love my stove, and now it’s summoning demons!
The stove is my knight, and you’re my jester!
I love my stove, and you’re just a side dish!
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