i love my sons

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A parent screaming at the top of their lungs because their son is gay and they still love them even though they’re a disgrace to the family.
I love my sons so much I’m gonna throw a party and invite their exes.
My son came out and I said I love my sons and then cried in the bathroom.
I love my sons more than my job and my ex-wife combined.
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Something a person says every time one of PewDiePie’s pets dies because they’re a soft-hearted idiot.
I love my sons, wait, no, I love PewDiePie’s pets more.
I love my sons, but I also love PewDiePie’s pets. They’re both adorable.
I love my sons, but I also love PewDiePie’s pets. They’re both cute, but the pets get more attention.
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A phrase said when a parent is so in love with their kids they’re ready to punch the sky and yell it at the top of their lungs.
I love the fuck out of my sons, I even love their messy rooms.
I love the fuck out of my sons so much I got them a subscription to a streaming service.
I love the fuck out of my sons, and I don’t care if they’re loud at 2 a. m.
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