Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I love you so much I’d punch my mom for you and eat my feelings for breakfast

I love my Jordan so much I’d punch my mom for you and eat my feelings for breakfast

I’d take a bullet for you, Jordan, and I still wouldn’t shut up about it

I love my Jordan more than my pants and my pants are fancy

2

You’re the only person who can make me happy and still call me a piece of trash

I love my Jordan so much I’d let my dog walk me to school just to be near you

You’re like my snack time, Jordan, and I don’t snack on anything but you

3

If I had to choose between you and my life, I’d probably choose you and then burn my life

I love my Jordan so much I’d quit my job just to text you during lunch

You’re the best thing since my dad got a new phone and my mom finally stopped yelling