I love my husband ass print more

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he's my best friend and my husband but i still think he's a complete waste of space. i love his ass print so much it's like i'm married to his butt. i'll keep saying it until he gets it.

my husband is a nice guy but his butt is legendary

i'm not married to him, i'm married to his ass print

he's a good man but his ass print is better

by Slangipedia 12d ago

he's my husband and my best friend but i'd rather marry his ass than him. i'm not even joking. i love his ass print more than his brain.

i'd take his ass print over his brain any day

his ass print is a 10, his brain is a 1

i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed in his brain

by Slangipedia 12d ago

he's my husband and my best friend but i'd rather die than be stuck with his brain. i love his ass print so much it hurts. it's the best part of him.

his brain is bad, his ass print is amazing

i'd rather be stuck with his ass than his brain

his ass print is the only good thing about him

by Slangipedia 12d ago