I Love My brick

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A dad who says 'I Love My Brick' like it’s the most important thing ever, even though he just got kicked out of the grocery store.
Dad: 'I Love My Brick!' Store clerk: 'You just threw a bag of chips at me.'
Dad yells 'I Love My Brick!' at the pizza delivery guy who forgot his name.
Dad says 'I Love My Brick' while crying in the car after getting a ticket.
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When your dad uses 'I Love My Brick' as a battle cry, even though the brick is just a random rock he picked up from the sidewalk.
Dad: 'I Love My Brick!' while fighting the neighbor over the fence.
Dad shouts 'I Love My Brick!' at the mailman for giving him the wrong mail.
Dad uses 'I Love My Brick' as a distraction during a screaming match with his mom.
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A dad who yells 'I Love My Brick' so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood, even though the brick is just a piece of concrete.
Dad yells 'I Love My Brick' at 2 a. m. and the whole block is mad.
Dad shouts 'I Love My Brick' during a quiet Sunday morning.
Dad says 'I Love My Brick' so loud the dog ran away.
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