I Love Monkeys!

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You really like monkeys or you're a rude person who thinks black people are monkeys and you're too dumb to realize it.
'I love monkeys!' said the guy who just called my mom a monkey.
'I love monkeys!' he said, not knowing I'm black.
My teacher said, 'I love monkeys!' and I knew he was being racist.
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You think monkeys are cool or you're a brainless person who calls black people monkeys and thinks it's a compliment.
He said, 'I love monkeys!' and I knew he was talking about me.
My friend said, 'I love monkeys!' and I threw a banana at him.
She said, 'I love monkeys!' and I knew she was being stupid.
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You're a monkey lover or you're a rude person who thinks black people are monkeys and you're too dumb to know it.
My dad said, 'I love monkeys!' and I knew he was being racist.
She said, 'I love monkeys!' and I threw a shoe at her.
He said, 'I love monkeys!' and I called him a monkey back.
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