I LOVE MINERS

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I love miners so much I’d eat their socks for breakfast and call it a day

Bro just told me he eats miner socks for breakfast and I believed him

I would eat a miner's sock if it meant I could sleep

My mom says I'm a sock-eating miner lover and I'm proud

Miners are like my family and I’d fight a dragon to protect them

I’d fight a dragon for miners and I’m not even joking

If miners were my family, I’d be their knight in shining armor

Dragons are easy. Miners are everything.

I love miners more than pizza and I’ve had a lot of pizza

I love miners more than my favorite pizza and that’s saying something

Miners beat pizza every time

Pizza is good, but miners are legendary