i love men

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It's when you get asked the same stupid question 10 times in one day and you're too lazy to say anything but 'I love men' just to shut them up.
'Do you like men?' 'I love men.'
'What kind of people do you love?' 'I love men.'
'Why are you so loud?' 'I love men.'
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A way to say you're a man lover and also a bit of a maniac because you're obsessed with men and probably hate women.
'Why do you only date guys?' 'I love men.'
'Do you like women?' 'Nope. I love men.'
'You said you hate women.' 'I love men.'
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A phrase people say when they're too dumb to know how to answer anything else and just say the same thing over and over.
'What's your favorite gender?' 'I love men.'
'Do you like guys?' 'I love men.'
'What's your love life?' 'I love men.'
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When you're asked a question and instead of answering it, you yell 'I love men' like it's a battle cry.
'Do you like men?' 'I LOVE MEN!'
'What's your type?' 'I LOVE MEN!'
'Why are you so loud?' 'I LOVE MEN!'
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It's when you say 'I love men' so much it becomes your identity and people think you're a man yourself.
'Are you a guy?' 'No, but I love men.'
'Do you like men?' 'I love men. I'm practically one.'
'Are you a man?' 'I love men.'
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It's when you say 'I love men' so often that people stop asking you anything else and just accept it as your life's mission.
'Do you like men?' 'I love men.'
'What's your job?' 'I love men.'
'Do you have a hobby?' 'I love men.'
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