I love me some you

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When you love someone so much it feels like they’re the only thing keeping you from crying in public

My girlfriend just texted me and I immediately started laughing in the middle of a math test.

I saw him at the store and I had to go to the bathroom to stop myself from peeing on the floor.

She called me and I forgot to put my pants on before answering.

When you’re so in love you’d rather die than let someone else touch your lover

I got into a fight with my friend because he touched my boyfriends arm.

My cousin tried to hug my boyfriend and I screamed like a banshee.

I saw my best friend wink at my guy and I walked out of the restaurant.

When you love someone so much you’re ready to punch anyone who says one bad thing about them

My friend said my boyfriend was ugly and I threw my soda at him.

My brother insulted my girl and I bit him.

My mom called my boyfriend a loser and I yelled at her in front of everyone.

When you love someone so much you’d rather live in a dumpster with them than be alone

I would live in a trash can with my boyfriend instead of being alone.

I’d rather eat expired pizza with my girl than have dinner with my mom.

If my guy had to live in a trash can, I’d follow him there.

When you love someone so much you think they’re the best thing since sliced bread and you’re never going to eat anything else

My guy is better than pizza and I’m never going back.

She’s the best thing since my mom stopped yelling at me.

My boyfriend is like a golden retriever and I’m never going to eat anything else.

When you love someone so much you’d rather be stuck in traffic with them than be alone in your car

I’d rather be stuck in traffic with my girl than be alone and sad.

My guy is stuck in traffic with me and I’m happy.

I’d take traffic with my boyfriend any day over being alone.